97 we have armor!

And then there were the haunted and floating suits of armor! They looked really cool and i found them easy to kill, but then i would. I would have to bring Tomi round the place to open some locks and handle a trap...There was another locked door that needed a key...so i continued my circuit of the Warrens of the Damned to find it and explore. Looted some gear and only set off one trap as i am an elf and we are good at noticing traps (its a perk of being an elf). I need to teleport back to sell some items, not being very strong (and strenght affects how much loot you can carry). It would be a good time to pick up Tomi for his skills maybe.

96 Warrens of the Damned

In the crypt of the warrens i met these oracle messenger zombies who dramatically exploed after being used by the fiendish and ham Gulan who spoke about being skilled for a spell, but...had escaped! Ahhh...strange goings on. Battle undead types with a few ghouls thrown in...the trick is to sley them before the zombies as they might use magic draining given a chance which i didnt let them, or was lucky. Still others had got drained by them. As for the stoned Zombie lord...he is tricky. you have to hack through his protection, so its a long battle and he can dish it...but he is slow so i could run off and drink a poition of cure safely before he caught up to continue! hah har he had met his match finally! I was getting rather good at this...

95 To the Graveyard

This is a picture of me standing in the great graveyard. The tunnels of the crypt led to both the warehouse and a back door into the graveyard - that would make a discreet enterance to the premisis and for moving stacks of pictures of naked elves, dwarves and butch half-orcs so the milita dont get suspicious. Still, at the moment the graveyard was full of groaning zombies shuffling along at me and i slew my way though them. killed them all...deader then they were! found an interesting headsone of possibly Mihy Lhir ? 1284-7865 it looked like, making Mihy over 5000 years old! like wow amazing! There was also the enterence to the Warrens of the Damned...which sounded promising! Did a nudey shoot in the graveyard...hah har!

94 How I single-handedly slew the Dire Spider

so running into the 'office' i thought i would be safe and switched to melee weapons and thought of what to do next...like get a career as a model or hooker of somthing. Then who should show up but 'mr creepy i have 8 legs' again...so seeing as he was limping and crawing and almost dead, i valiently took a stand and faced the great monster and gave battle. And next thing you know, ka-pow, I had slain the dire spider and felt rather amazed with myself. Then i told slave-girl to clear away its body...ahh but she wimpered and hid in the chest instead. ughhh...! I still had some more exploreing and looting to do on my own to see if it helped my experience a few points (like 7 for a weak zombie instead of 5).

93 Fenton plays dead again

ya ok i mean Daelen. now going past slave-girl who was scrubbing the blood of the floors and generally tiedy up the bodys and so on for the opening of the Serpent club, we went into the new kinky dungeons...but still had a spider problem... I switched to longrange, ie my longbow like a good elf and we battled the scary spider until Daelen lays down and pretends to be dead because he has had enough. I made a puddle and ran for it...its a clever stratergy thats worked well before...

92 New Date!

Well there was nothing else for it and i explained to Grimgnaw about open-relationships and that i was off to find a new date. He said that was cool and he was of to see Shaldrissa again - urgghhh!! The Beast!, how could he! he obvioulsy cares nothing for my feelings!..they trained him well hah har! So who should i see but Fenton keg lurkng around the traide of blades! I wet myself! If Aribeth found him still alive she would know i made up killing him and...but i had killed him? Went over and 'Fenton' says his name is Daelan Red-Tiger of the Uthgardt tribes. Fine, just dont say its Fenton Keg anywhere near Aribeth, ok! So i took him on a romantic date past the fire and skulls of the Beggers Nest to the new porn-parlor i had opened at the Serpent Club. hah ha! I said i needed him to get rid of a spider from its dungeons...well it was true. He asked me why i was scared of a spider. you'll see soon enough buster...