Day 1 Neverwinter Adventure begins of Dark Elf

Ye journal of Dark Elf Morriqueni, this year of it be, with picture below...(Contains a spoiler and might be a walkthough but be suduced anyway by my elven enchantments see if you dont). Soo was Slutting around Neverwinter and then was sent to infiltrate and sabogarge the renound Neverwinter acado for adventurers of every ilk and the didnt know i was a dark elf because they were not jemmed up on tolkien but rather all there books were D&Dish manuels hah! Got to lounge around my bedroom gushultercating..do the surfacers do that?...or have that word...? hmmm...and these two guys locked me in the dorm with them..oh hecko snaggleblast it! Then they made me..pourduchlocate and meshhashtoboro and gushultercate too. Hell it was an enducation...har har...bit Bims borgrahstholi..umm..had rest. Some Goblin sneaked it and asked me to betray the academy to him so I did...it was worth it, he gave my wushwoo a libertogluging. Just for a bit of fun...Had snoozo . Parvel being sarky over my nocturnal habbits so I left him speaking to himself like a lunatic. Bim made me talk to him so he would let me out of the snaggleblasted dorm...then I went and met this vile degenerate subhuman inbreeder slime of the cavern...well a dwarf...and there was just no good equipment in the place! Nor for sale from said runt hammer-chucker wushwoo-buting rockeater. What a dumpsite worthy only of a snarfling. Then I met BDSM Master holben post-traumatico. Gave me a useless heap of scrap-metal rubbish that I sold to homo-dwarf 'poant-sniffer' after I had jabbed Dendy the dandy with my new rapier (bourt of said dwarfo) - because Dandy saw me and said he wanted me to ...hurt him..hah! Kinky guy...kinda want to bond with him somehow..ummmm...call at that training? urhhhggg...they are doomed if anyone attacks the place, not that my luck would see such fun happen this centuary...Showed hewit how great elves are with a bow - first shot hit no messing. And then was allowed to escape the prison to see elf-slug herself for some boreing freshmans congrates..but no, they had the idea and i stood watching students being slaughtered by mysterious mages! ha ha! Good Show! and then i stood by as Elfo Aribeth took a beating not that it registered with her. all in all the best graduation since the underdark christmas party...but elf-slugo got all hysterical for some reason and said that the acadamey was being attacked! snaggleblast it, just when the entertainment was getting good too! She says she doesnt know who is behind the the attack...rememered that gobolino...ah phew what a relief surfacer elf-slug doent know! Elf-slag wimped it and hid in the room and wanted to send ME off to do something about the invasion by some snurging Army! Bitch! She speaks a load of panty-poop and thinks every baddy within 10 miles is watching her milk-chuckers all the time....or something..though presumed great unknown magically centered thingo...hah as if! They miight just be watching my ass though a crystal ball for all i know but i dont let it bother me! At least the bitch gives me a key so i can escape the place. I must do this alone says elf-slag...figures, tell a dark elf something we dont allready know surfacer elf-slug. She really means its her period but doesnt want me to know. Promises me lots of CASH if i shut up and do as she says....ahhh love her...Bribery, oh yes, I like that! hmm it occurs to me that Aribetho la elfe-slug has some real potential there...I wonder if I should drop a hint to Morgrim? So on I went witha bit of goblin killing...yay! Now that is what i call training...if they threw in a few humans and hobits and dwarf slugo-battleaxes and...Then i went and met Parvel. Yes, HE didnt need a key to leave and he had only just arrived but I need a gnashing key to leave oh yes. Favourtism there by aribeth the slug-elf and er...so how did he get Aribeth to let him escape? Parvel didnt want to go into it.But he did want to join up with me...hah! Thats one way of putting it that he really wants to pourduchlocate me again. Oh well. We went of and killed a tougho-gobo. Parvel thinks it was an intruder attacking the academy...not sure myself. Then we met Geldor or something who was standing around...think he's on ourside or the goblins would have killed him yess? He gave a 'leveling up' ha hah...strangest thing yet! strange guy but he can do that again when ever he wants. wasnt up for a second round alas and woe. Adventure to be continued with screeno picturess of me...