134 Dryad witch

With the key Meldo gave me i let myself into the dungeon fun room. She was gibbering about her tree and things like dryads do. well i'm part dryad and i dont need a tree! (then again i'm part lots of things like Siren and darkelf and drow and...nymph too). I dont know what he saw in her really...well ok i guess some things maybe. She was just a slug-slut for him really! She had enough of Meldo's infactuation with her, which was her own fault for casting the spell, and enough of his kinky experiments. She obviously took a shine to me and we had some fun with her - i got grimo to give her a good seeing to!! hah har most entertaining! The dryad gave me a lock of her hair as a token of her love...ughh!! weird custom tree-hugger! She though Aribeth would want it!! REALLY? Aribeth and dryad? I never knew that one!! I wonder if Fenthicko knows?

132 Meldanen calms down

So we returned to Meldanen and he calmed down after a bit of a brawl and said he would do anything i wanted!! hah har what an offer! He was obviously upset at attacking his playmate and her friend. So i did what i usually did and took off my armor and weapons. Now Master Meldo has this very interesting magical staff which has two quite formidable ends to it, as he showed me. I knew it well and wanted Grimo to watch this, which he was quite happy to do.

131 Meldanen Wizard of Blacklake

So after all that fighting it was time to relax and we went to visit Meldanen so i could do my duty thing as a good playmate creature. Then dryad slug in the cage shouts away and Meldo appears thinking we are intruders!! The bitch!! He must have thought we had been sent as hired-thugs by Formosa. The doors closed and i used a ranged weapon from a corner as grimo slugged Meldo who was casing spell at us, so it was useful to be some distance away from him. There is no reasoning with Meldo when he is like this so i used the stone of recal (placed on my tool bar drop and drag) to teleport me and grimo away to safty. Grimo was lucky to be alive with only 1 hp left! I got Aribeth to heal us and then we rested anyway. We returned to Meldo's and he was still mad but the doors had opened! So much the same thing and then i ran away and we rested up.

123 the basement

I went and sold some loot to lighten my load and went and hired Tomi to help unlock those small but sturdy boxes of loot. Then i met that other lunatic apprentice of Meldanen's who use conceal and sneak into your bedroom to watch thinking you cant see them in spectreal form! Much the same routeen which is important as there was a trap waiting, but i lured him away with my hit and run tactics and walking off to rest at the stairs! Tomi ofcourse teleported away after getting blasted in battle as he tried to dismantle the trap!! The lunatic!! Hay buster there is a war going on!! Lucky for me the wart-hog had no interest in battleing me after the first encounter when i ran away and it ran back to apprentice 2! neat trick there! This apprentice has a few level drains to throw at you so running away and resting is a must! The first made me level 2 or something like that, and the next level 4! But a quick rest returned me to level 6, i checked! So he switched to melee in time...get ready to be beaten by a girl!

122 Apprentice undone!

the apprence boy likes to cast a spell called conceal which doesnt make him invisable but like a blue phantom and it makes him a bit hardeder to hit. But not matter. Haveing run away from his electrical blasts and things i knew he was in trouble when he began resorting to low level spells like negative engery ray. I was wearing a shimmering sash spell resit 12 for what it was worth. Then as his wort-hog watched with interest Apprenticeo switched to melee weapons,ie a dagger!! hah ar i wet myself laughting! So i switched to melee weapons too with a click on my toolbar and made short work of him, especially when his conceal wore off and he couldnt replenish it because he was in battle with me.

121 a Meldanen apprentice problem

we did some looting and found some imprisoned guard - hah har hilerious! Meldo is such a wag! Now i knew Meldanen had some lunatics for apprentices and they had presented a formidable problemto previous adventurers, but not so much to me! I switched to ranged weapon and opened the door near the handle and we let the beasties come to us - so i had to swap back to sword and shield fast. Sharwyn is not a guy so she did not just charge in there but instead began singing! I like the song that goes 'Morriquendi's long bow is bendy!' - best song ever! Then the idea is for me to run away when Apprentice boy starts summoning ice-stalactities to fall from the ceiling!! which he does when he finally realises and often until he uses up those spells. So that was time for switch back to ranged and shoot and run as he invokes. Sharwyn ran off having had enough of all that so i ran off to rest and he chased me which suited me just fine as i could nip out and have a rest then come back and shoot at him! Its more than just brute force here baby!

120 Entrance Guards

Here is a long shot of Meldanen's estate, which looks very very grand to me, after we dealt with the problem with the gate guards who might have been mercenaries in the pay of Formosa...yes thats it, and she had hired them to attack friends of the master who were leaving the building!! can you imagine! the trick i used on them was to let them come to me behind the door in drabs which also played havoc with the archers who are other wise very good. They stood no chance! So that was our exit route clear from Formosa's double agents!! If things got too heavy we could sell up loot locally and not have to run around all the time.

118 Meldo no show!!

The portal took us to a bedroom I knew well, in Meldo's estate, so i stripped nude as besearker and waited for Meldo to show up for the fun. Sharwyn needed to see this as she could write poetry and a story over it and publish the pictures too!! ah yes it could be called Neverwinter Nights Adventureing! Good luck Sharwyn... but all was amiss! Meldo didnt show and that ment something was going on! So after we waited it was time to loot our way to find him.

117 Meldanen's Estate Duty

The guard at Meldanen's estate didnt remember me as he was new, replaceing the ones killed by chaotic evil adventurers. But it was time for me to do my duty and report to Meldo at midnight!! What a mess! Lucky for me the goddesses licked some thighs and i found Milly the former slut who i terrorised into blabing about her secret portal! I never got a secret portal installed so i was not best pleased with Meldo at all. Boy was he going to cop it and get looted!

116 Skinny-dipping

In blacklake i got to go skinny-dipping in the moonlight!! hah har, fancy a paddle Sharwyn?? She told me that she made good money selling herself as a henchman to thousands of adventurer!! wow! She had bought a castle and lands to retire to but still needed adventure and action so she could write lots of songs and plays over her heroics. urghh. Now i was level 6 i could finish the chats with the henchmen and collect some goodies of some of them in exchange for old recipies, forged documents and a test-tube of juice....and my silver ring too...Grimo said he had been sent to kill someone for the Order of the Long Death so i quickly gave it to him as a bribe!!

115 Sharwyn the bard from Blacklake

Leaving the docks and the gauntlet and loxor for now...it was time to collect local girl Sharwyn the bard as she knew the Blacklake district well as she used to live there until she ran away, so goes her story because she fell for this grub. any how she matched my new armor which was downgraded to leather as i have high dex.

113 The Gauntlet Arena

As i was in the city core i swapped dates and picked up Grimgnaw the evil monk to take with me to the Gauntlet arena, a secret fighting den in Blacklake's tavern. I got the pass of Graxx at the Trade. Grimo got stuffed so i had to finish off fire-axe dwarf all by myself!! I was level 5 getting near to 6 so idealy you need to be highter level.

111 Thoms Runbottom

Found Thoms Runbottom and looted the place and got the thing for Ophala at the moonstone. He said i was capable muscle!! hah har! as if! try capable dexterity honey. He also had some pictures of me...

110 Espionarge and looting

Haveing mugged a couple of nobles in their homes...i mean collect the safety tax ofcourse, then it was time to take Tomi on a date and find the artifax for Ophala...well more like burgeling a courple of noble's houses really to get the art works mama Ophala wanted. Tomi is very good at this with his unlocking and trap removing AI. Here is one picture of Tomi at 'work' though quite why he had to put his arm between my legs is a mystery to me!! He said it provided support for his arm!

108 Gate Captain Blacklake

Leaveing Loxor for now i went to explore blacklake and went through the 'security zone' where you have to talk to the gate captain for him to unlock the door. Tried flirting with him for information but he could not see my charms, the maniac probably prefered half-orc barberians ! That and my charisma is 8. But a good threating with 'I work for Aribeth so lick my thighs surfacer dog' seems to work just fine for gaining enterance to the nobles quarter of the city.

107 Loxor

After we rested we went back to the ruined tower to find Loxor and see if he needed any help. But he was just psycho and attacked us with his sythe and is a though one! As Loxor hacked up Daelen I ran for it and escaped through the door and knew i would have to return with a new henchman...maybe grimgnaw as Daelen Keggo recovered. Ouch looked painful.

106 my silver ring

So i took Daelen Keggo RedTiger inside only to find the place with this group of jobo gangbangers with a dog too waiting for me! quick battle there. Teleporting to Aribeth is a good way to get cured as she does it for free (i've heard that). And i found my silver ring of me as the moon-falconess!! at least they had not taken it. As i have 5 or so in craft armor i can collect hides to sell (or make with) from some dead animals!!

103 my Street...

Here is the street in which i live at the far end of the servants district. We avoided the half-orc Loxer's place for now to deal with on the way back. A good trick is to use a ranged weapon like my lowbow to pick off the crowd of beggers at this point...