Sharwyn bloodsailor

After the beast had his fun with me i found Sharwyn who they had dressed in a bloodsailor's uniform. It seems we were initiated and joined up now! or press-ganged into service... but they did not know which side to be on in the dispute between the leader Vengaul and his lieutenant Calik the upstart. Then we were allowed to explore the deeper parts of the bloodsailor turf...what would we find?

143 Silver Sails infestation

Time do do some adverntureing and looting on my own, which was a dangerous idea as i discovered. I went to the Silver Sails tradeing company in the docks and was best by a host of fire-beatles, which i found easy to kill. There was a big spider too. All went ok until i went upstairs and met the rhino beetle which i ran away from and it chased me to the lower stairs and blocked by exit. So i tried to get back through the door but couldnt even though it was open! eek i was sure i was a gonner...and then i woke up in the Temple of Tear with some priest tending my groin injery? ok. He explained that the stone of recal had a spell on it and it teleports its holders back to be saved. Your spirit or goddesses just have to press respawn. easy! Felt a bit weird and light headed.

135 Dryad's hair for Aribeth

I went to see elf-slut Aribeth at the Temple of Tyr to give her lover-girl's lock of hair!! Some nurse says Aribeth and Fenthick had sneaked off into a backroom mod as they waited for adventurers to crawl back with rubbish to sell and ask for hints! So i soon found them together! 'Its no secret Fenthick and I are lovers', she says. I guess not! wow what a picture. So i stripped off to join in saying that i had been given a lock of nymph's hair for Aribeth by dryad lover-girl! hah har! Aribeth was overjoyed and gave me 500 gold for it!! awesome! she must love dryad a lot. I told her dryado had been sleazing it round at Meldo's for his kinky experiments. Then Aribeth tells me someone had found 3 reagents for the plague-cure and she only needed one more! omg!! a disaster! I dont know who it was but this could confound the secret-plot and everything! snaggleblasted agents of Aribeth and their reagent finding! I would have to look harder for them in order to stop them for Maugrim!

133 Meldanen makes a deal

Then after they had their fun with me, Meldanen who is an elf kindred and used to be a farmer who became a sorcerer and did well for himself, still had the dryad slug in a dungeon cell as his sex-slave, which was a bit dodge with the law! I think i know now why Fermosa, the woman kicking up a fuss in blacklake, is so against him. yep she must have got snaggled well and proper. Amazing!! So Meldo gives me 500 in gold for services given, and as a token of his love he gave me his silver-tooth or one of them which was good as i could see it to Fermosa and fob her off with it stop her sending mercenary thugs round the place, and on top of that Master Meldo also gave me the key to his warehouse so i could get food i guess to show that he cares for his playmates! what a guy!! all-round hero really. He released me from slavegirlhood and gave me my freedom because he was so pleased with me and dropped a hint that if i wanted to play with the dryad witch then the key would let me into her dungeon!! temptations!

Meldo's magic staff

Then meldo let us look at his magic staffs. The one he is holding looks really cool, a proper sorcerer's staff! I dont know what it does, well i know some things that can be done with it but not its magicks. I think Meldo was glad to see playmate slavegirl again (thats me by the way). Grimo said he was pleased to see my ass.

fun with Meldo

Ouch that hurt, Meldo!! Wizards and their toys are a most educational thing i can attest to. Almost as bad as gnomes with turnips. Then Meldo used the other end of his staff as grimo watched. oh my not that again! yup.

132 Meldanen calms down

So we returned to Meldanen and he calmed down after a bit of a brawl and said he would do anything i wanted!! hah har what an offer! He was obviously upset at attacking his playmate and her friend. So i did what i usually did and took off my armor and weapons. Now Master Meldo has this very interesting magical staff which has two quite formidable ends to it, as he showed me. I knew it well and wanted Grimo to watch this, which he was quite happy to do.

Morri and Grimo

I was getting very hot so i took off my armor to make a session of it and pass some time which would be all the better when we returned to Meldo in the basement. Just the comfort i needed. My unusual tatoos were done on my back by a master craftsmen and wizard who had a rare skill in undressing women! hah har nice one! so thats his calling card of the nude skins hak incase you wondered.

131 Meldanen Wizard of Blacklake

So after all that fighting it was time to relax and we went to visit Meldanen so i could do my duty thing as a good playmate creature. Then dryad slug in the cage shouts away and Meldo appears thinking we are intruders!! The bitch!! He must have thought we had been sent as hired-thugs by Formosa. The doors closed and i used a ranged weapon from a corner as grimo slugged Meldo who was casing spell at us, so it was useful to be some distance away from him. There is no reasoning with Meldo when he is like this so i used the stone of recal (placed on my tool bar drop and drag) to teleport me and grimo away to safty. Grimo was lucky to be alive with only 1 hp left! I got Aribeth to heal us and then we rested anyway. We returned to Meldo's and he was still mad but the doors had opened! So much the same thing and then i ran away and we rested up.

130 Gauntlet Champions

we went into the gauntlet arena to see if this time we could beat Cladius as the previous attempt i had to run off as grimo took a vicious beating. The priestess wouldnt remove his enchantments again for me, but dispite that we beat him and his panter pets!! I was level 6 (and had made sure grimo had leveled to 5).

129 mystery object rammed in my ass!

I took grimo on a date to somewhere he would enjoy, ie the gauntlet arena and a strange thing happened. Some invisable person had this long red pole thing and was prodding me with it!! I got grimo to draw a picture of it so you can see. Then i took of my armor and put it back on and hay presto the mr invisable with the butt-prodder had vanished, probably to prod someone else! makes some people wonder if the gods were drunk when the world was made...

128 Joining the Red Tiger Tribe!

Back at the temple of tyr most of my henchmen were holding a meeting about how dangerous it is to go adventuring with me! really? Well i'm just fine guys so whats up? hah har! They seemed to think i was letting them take the fack to save my butt, which was true ofcourse as thats what henchos are there for! Daelen Keg pledged me his love and gave me an amulet of the Red-Tiger tribe of Uthgardt savages. ughhh i'm now an Uthgardt!! ug ug baby!! he though that ment hug and doesnt know his own strength. The thing is with this amulet is that it protects from fear! Thats all very good, but why didnt Daelen Keggo wear it when we were with the mummy instead of all that running off like a whimp!! huh! Dumb half-orcs for you. Now i needed Grimo the killer-monk for some work.

127 Bloodsailors Auction

Time to visit the auctions but the twisted surfacer hoodie-gurl wouldnt let us in!! Takasi! grrr so i had to get appropriate attire to enter, which was joining the Bloodsailor pirates gang a the docks district! Found these bloodsailors and got them to join me up and give me a uniform but Linu got upset over what they were doing to me and all bedlam broke loose. I was ok really! Next thing you know i had the uniform and as a new bloodsailor i got to enter the Seedy Tavern! There i got to buy a heap of things with the smugglers coins; includeing leather +1 armor that with a gargole skull i had i got was forged into a whitebone heavy armor +2 to sell when i need the loot! I also got a breastplate +1 etc which i could store in the bag of holding i got from twenty's. A nice windfall there of loot. Linu is a vandle by the way, i just thought i would warn you...

125 Linu elf-priestess

I went to the secret forge at Durga hunks and had myself made a few magical items - a golden sickle for druids (+1 sickle and special holy-water) to keep as gold-reserve, and most importantly as shown in the picture me holding it, a Namarra, (+1 rapier and dragons blood). Namarra gives me a 75% on hit dc 14 attack to daze for 1 round! nice! a proper fiendish weapon at last! I just had to show it off around the city core! So i ended up in this place, the trade, and got picked up by this elf-dyke called Linu, who is shown in the picture trying to get me naked! Well i'm part elf too and one thing led to another...anyhow Linu is a priestess of silver Selune who seems to be a popular elven goddess.

124 Shopping! Namarra +1 Rapier!!

Then it came to some careful looting and a visit to the docks! Helps to know the area like i do. I have been fed information from other adventurers at the Serpent Club, which can help hah har!! certainly does. So lots happened as i did some more careful exploring of the Docks district and slaying muggers and ruffians all by myself! There was an auction at the tavern and smugglers coins - a must pick up for the auction sell-off! So selling up to the nice man at the twenty girls in a quiver? - strange name for a shop, i needed to do some shopping! I bought myself a +1 rapier and a +1 tower shield as was most delighted with the results! I went into this doss house and met the scrubo in the picture who gave me a smuggler's coin which is a round red thing for services rendered...and I just love that clothing hak-pak!! which is my excuse.

123 the basement

I went and sold some loot to lighten my load and went and hired Tomi to help unlock those small but sturdy boxes of loot. Then i met that other lunatic apprentice of Meldanen's who use conceal and sneak into your bedroom to watch thinking you cant see them in spectreal form! Much the same routeen which is important as there was a trap waiting, but i lured him away with my hit and run tactics and walking off to rest at the stairs! Tomi ofcourse teleported away after getting blasted in battle as he tried to dismantle the trap!! The lunatic!! Hay buster there is a war going on!! Lucky for me the wart-hog had no interest in battleing me after the first encounter when i ran away and it ran back to apprentice 2! neat trick there! This apprentice has a few level drains to throw at you so running away and resting is a must! The first made me level 2 or something like that, and the next level 4! But a quick rest returned me to level 6, i checked! So he switched to melee in time...get ready to be beaten by a girl!

122 Apprentice undone!

the apprence boy likes to cast a spell called conceal which doesnt make him invisable but like a blue phantom and it makes him a bit hardeder to hit. But not matter. Haveing run away from his electrical blasts and things i knew he was in trouble when he began resorting to low level spells like negative engery ray. I was wearing a shimmering sash spell resit 12 for what it was worth. Then as his wort-hog watched with interest Apprenticeo switched to melee weapons,ie a dagger!! hah ar i wet myself laughting! So i switched to melee weapons too with a click on my toolbar and made short work of him, especially when his conceal wore off and he couldnt replenish it because he was in battle with me.

121 a Meldanen apprentice problem

we did some looting and found some imprisoned guard - hah har hilerious! Meldo is such a wag! Now i knew Meldanen had some lunatics for apprentices and they had presented a formidable problemto previous adventurers, but not so much to me! I switched to ranged weapon and opened the door near the handle and we let the beasties come to us - so i had to swap back to sword and shield fast. Sharwyn is not a guy so she did not just charge in there but instead began singing! I like the song that goes 'Morriquendi's long bow is bendy!' - best song ever! Then the idea is for me to run away when Apprentice boy starts summoning ice-stalactities to fall from the ceiling!! which he does when he finally realises and often until he uses up those spells. So that was time for switch back to ranged and shoot and run as he invokes. Sharwyn ran off having had enough of all that so i ran off to rest and he chased me which suited me just fine as i could nip out and have a rest then come back and shoot at him! Its more than just brute force here baby!

120 Entrance Guards

Here is a long shot of Meldanen's estate, which looks very very grand to me, after we dealt with the problem with the gate guards who might have been mercenaries in the pay of Formosa...yes thats it, and she had hired them to attack friends of the master who were leaving the building!! can you imagine! the trick i used on them was to let them come to me behind the door in drabs which also played havoc with the archers who are other wise very good. They stood no chance! So that was our exit route clear from Formosa's double agents!! If things got too heavy we could sell up loot locally and not have to run around all the time.

118 Meldo no show!!

The portal took us to a bedroom I knew well, in Meldo's estate, so i stripped nude as besearker and waited for Meldo to show up for the fun. Sharwyn needed to see this as she could write poetry and a story over it and publish the pictures too!! ah yes it could be called Neverwinter Nights Adventureing! Good luck Sharwyn... but all was amiss! Meldo didnt show and that ment something was going on! So after we waited it was time to loot our way to find him.