Sunday, June 25, 2006

10 The elf babes meet....for Judgement

So Judge Aribeth meets me in the main hall of the Temple of Justice for sentencing...gulp...I wondered what dire and tortureous depravities they would put me through...I nearly fainted with terror! So it was the elf babes met...for judgement. If the trial was a strange wack job then the sentence was even more so! I will never understand these surface elves and humans ever! Gorgeious Aribeth the beautiful and ...uck all that..said I may have betrayed the academy from within but mabe she put too much faith in the staff and students...talks about panic and delightful chaos in the streets - hah har! disorder too. Love it! Then strange being that she is (thought i was dead for sure as a dark elf) well she gave a a rock as a totem of errr...her esteem and devotion...!! swear its true she did! Oh wow, saved by Aribetho's lesbian urges! hah har! Say the rock will bring me b ack to her...yeah sure honey ofcause it will! haaaaaa! Then she gives me 100 in gold peices as hush money so as not to tell anyone about the lesbian crush she has on me! Thats me bribed! Then she sentences me to find her snaggleblasted lost waterdavian creatures and bring them all back to her....ahhh and thats it! amazing! I umm..dread to think what else she wants after but..ahh..gulp...off to do my sentance after checking things around town...

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